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 |  Subject: jokes read or post your own  Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:57 am | |
| a female dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of a sore fanny
doctor gets some scissors out and snips around a bit
dwarf says thats good it feels better what have you done?
doctor says ive trimmed the top of your wellies | |
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Mara Jade
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| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Mon Jul 07, 2008 1:30 am | |
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Quakey
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| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:45 am | |
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andy
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| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:49 am | |
| husband sits for 4 hours looking at his marrige certificate
wife asks what are you looking for?
he replies the fu#*ing expiry date | |
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Mara Jade
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Number of posts : 96
Age : 42
Location : Co. Durham, England
Registration date : 2008-07-06
| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:51 pm | |
| man and wife driving along a road and come across a hedgehog half dead
man says to the wife go getit stick it between yor legs andtry revive it
the wife says but its wet and stinking
the man says well hold its f@*king nose then | |
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| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:19 pm | |
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Mara Jade
Emperor's Hand
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Age : 42
Location : Co. Durham, England
Registration date : 2008-07-06
| | Subject: Re: jokes read or post your own Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:26 am | |
| You should i stole it from you. it was on the PR site | |
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