Latest text annoyance.
Them: Who's this?
Me: Depends who wants to know?
Them: Don't Be funny
Me: I didn't know I was being
Them: Well who are you?
Me: Rob
Them: Rob Who?
Me: Do you often text random numbers and ask them questions?
Them: You text me first
Me: I think you'll find I didn't
Them: Yes you did
Me: Ok, let's agree to disagree. bye
Them: How did you get my number?
Them: Well?
Them: Who gave you it?
Me: You did when you text me asking who I was
Them: No I didn't
Me: Not that again
Them: Not what again? Rob who?
Me: Rob Quake
Them: From?
Me: What is this 20 questions?
Them: No I just want to know if your local
Me: I'm from Essex. If you local can we meet for shag? I'm not too picky.
He/she didn't text back after that, such a shame.