a female dwarf goes to the doctors complaining of a sore fanny
doctor gets some scissors out and snips around a bit
dwarf says thats good it feels better what have you done?
doctor says ive trimmed the top of your wellies

oooh i like it

Hahaha

husband sits for 4 hours looking at his marrige certificate
wife asks what are you looking for?
he replies the fu#*ing expiry date

man and wife driving along a road and come across a hedgehog half dead

man says to the wife go getit stick it between yor legs andtry revive it

the wife says but its wet and stinking

the man says well hold its f@*king nose then

lol like it

You should i stole it from you. it was on the PR site